We asked, you answered: here are KHS’ favorite conspiracy theories.

“Aliens have made contact with the Earth and the government is just hiding the evidence.” -Sydney Sutter, junior

“Every person has an FBI agent watching [them] through their phone camera.” -Aidan Beasley, senior

“The ‘English’ sub fakes his accent. Except [it’s] not really a conspiracy, it’s just a fact.” -Abby Vatterott, senior 

“Chuck E. Cheese [reuses] their [uneaten] pizza.” -Katherine Bergman, freshman

“The Titanic never sank. It was an insurance scam gone horribly wrong.” -Ben Mobley, freshman

“Walt Disney froze himself [cryogenically].” -Jasmine Curia, sophomore

“Shakespeare wasn’t a person, instead it was a pen name used during his time period.” -Makenzie Van Buren, junior

“Birds aren’t real.” -Carter Bowman, freshman

“The world actually ended in 2012.” -Mackenzie Klein, freshman

“Water isn’t actually necessary, the government is making you drink it. That’s why I don’t drink water.” -Anna De Marco, sophomore

“Montana isn’t real.” -Katie Williams, sophomore

“Havener is a robot and he lives at school.” -Hallie Klopfenstein, sophomore