College: University of Dayton

Major: Discover Business Program

Dear future Ellie,

You are now 42 years old and most likely have wrinkles, and I bet you are not feeling good about that. But hey, that’s a part of life and there is nothing you can do about it since we can’t afford Botox. Anywho, I have several questions and I hope you have some answers.

Where are you right now? I hope you live in a different state or at least a different city, because living in the same place your whole life is not the move (no offense, Dad). What are you doing with your life? I am attending the University of Dayton next fall and going into the Discover Business Program, but I don’t even know if I want to have a career in the business world. I heard it was an easy major so I thought that would be the best for me. The current dream is to be a Sports Marketing Manager for a NFL team, make bank and then be a stay-at-home mom. The problem is that I need to find a husband and have at least one kid. How is the Hubbard family? My hope is that we have bought a lake house and I have financially contributed the least to that purchase. Who got married first, me or Tess? Let’s be honest, it was probably Tess, but that doesn’t matter since I stole the show with my awesome dance moves. Also, if she didn’t name one of her kids after me, then what was the point of having a twin? I’m not asking it to be the first name; middle name will suffice. 

Along with several questions, I also have many wishes. I hope you are known as the cool aunt, and if not, you have failed. Also by the time I’m reading this, the Buffalo Bills need to have won a Super Bowl and Dayton Men’s Basketball a national title. If neither happens, then every sports game is scripted. Overall, I hope you are happy, healthy and content with your life. And remember, once a Pioneer always a Pioneer. Just kidding, that’s the cheesiest thing I have ever said and I apologize.

Peace out Girl Scout,

Past Ellie