Interests: Technology, hockey, politics, graphic design, driving around at night, playing Minecraft.

Favorite musical artist: MGMT.

Favorite quote: “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying, and it’s slim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.” — Ron Swanson

If you could be another call staffer, who would you be?: I’ve never met someone who smiles as much as Charlotte Heinrich, so she wins my vote.