Owen Spiegel, features + in-depth editor
• February 27, 2023
On a typical morning, Bob McMullen starts his day by flicking on the lights of the teen room in the Kirkwood Public Library (KPL). He’ll turn on the computers, make sure everything is tidy and then head...
*This is entirely satirical
Your relationship has hit an extreme low. The two of you have been fighting constantly and you’re considering breaking up, even though you were convinced they might be...
Allie Caffey, entertainment writer
• February 14, 2023
Everyone has that one personality trait that tends to make people think of us in a negative way, which one do you have? Take this quiz to find out your red flag!
Anna Kaiser, entertainment writer
• February 13, 2023
Breaking up before college is a sensitive topic for many seniors as the year comes to an end. Breaking up might be necessary when considering that long-distance relationships have a success rate of only...
Nobody likes Tom Brady. The guy is absolute garbage. He’s a well-known cheater that has ridden scandals into multiple Super Bowls, fumbled the bag on his supermodel wife, was at the helm of the most...
Owen Spiegel, features + in-depth editor
• January 26, 2023
St. Louis has had a rich history of soccer for a long time, and now, it finally has a Major League Soccer (MLS) team— and they start playing next month. STL CITY SC will play Austin FC in Texas on Feb....
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A mystery meatloaf, questionable potato fries and a jiggly blob of what may or may not be Jell-O. This is the infamous “school lunch” depicted in every high school movie, and the back end of many cafeteria...
*This piece is entirely satirical.
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8. Congrats, you guys have had one win in three...
