Contrary to popular belief, God did not rest on the seventh day. Instead, he created the most offensive, grotesque and frankly, disappointing presidential candidates known to the history of mankind. Donald...
Dearest KHS,
Thank you. Thank you for taking the initiative, and showing your ambition through class-mandated phone boxes. Truly, thank you. I needed this, as I’m sure many other students did. In...
Traditionally, the start of summer calls for higher temperatures, longer days and an abundant population of pesky mosquitoes. Still, the end of the school year does not just kickstart our vacations, it...
College: Southwest Baptist University
Major: Undecided
Nicknamed for his “snake-like” smooth charisma, Bruce Malone claims he is finally ready to shed the skin of his KHS persona. For the majority...
Within five minutes of watching Instagram reels, it is almost guaranteed you will see at least ten short clips of car crashes, shootings and other violent events (trust us, we checked). Here, a three car...
Disney Channel Originals: the most iconic movies of our childhood, filled with a quirky protagonist, sassy mean girl, Justin Bieber inspired love interest and a random kid wearing a fedora. Despite our...
In the rapidly evolving landscape of artificial intelligence (AI), an ethically grounded approach is emerging as a guiding principle, shaping the transformative impact of intelligent technologies. Ethical...
Thanksgiving: the day most Americans will spend laying by the fire, watching the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and avoiding politics at dinner. Not in Kirkwood. Since 1907, KHS and WGHS have...
June 7, Missouri state senator Holly Thompson Rehnder’s Bill #39 was put into action, preventing transgender student athletes from competing in leagues that don’t correspond with their official birth...
KHS, get it together. We’re the Pioneers, so start acting like it. Football season is in full effect, yet we could not be more disappointed. Not in the football players, who no doubt “tried their best”....
