Do you see this? Do you see this nonsense? This is unacceptable. The hallway should have a very specific flow to it. It does not. At the moment, there are all sorts of riff-raff galavanting about and causing problems. There needs to be a rhyme and a reason to the halls, and this post will guide students through it. As this blog progresses, more topics will be covered for the schools gain. It is meant to be a survival guide, tailored specially for KHS, but for now, let’s stick to the hallways.

In the halls, people should remember two things: stick to the right and don’t stand around idly. You may be asking yourself, what do you mean by stay to the right? Well let’s take a moment to refer to these skillfully drawn diagrams using one of the best programs on the market.

Let’s analyze diagram A. What do you see? Unorganized flow? Opportunity to be battered and pushed around? Wow! Doing good so far. Exceeding my expectations at least.

Now, take a gander at B. What’s the elephant in the room? See it? Big and obnoxious in orange? Yes, that is in fact, a twerk circle. You may be asking yourself, “what” is this, why is this here? Well, I can tell everyone truthfully I have witnessed a twerk circle and I am lucky to come out alive. If you live in a cave and don’t know what twerking is, check this guide to learn. Let’s not delve too deeply into that dark place, but I can let you all know one thing: DO NOT TWERK IN PUBLIC! 

Divert your attention to diagram C. Look specifically at the break in the line that represents a slow person or someone possibly taking selfies/mess around on their iPads. These people are the cause of endless suffering and tardies. These crimes are some of the most heinous ones at KHS. They must end.

And then finally, let’s discuss D. Take a look at how the lines don’t waver, they just go straight without interruption. Oh how beautiful. That is what the halls should look like. Do they? Nope. That is what we need to fix. The slow moving, the twerk-circlers and the unorganized flow. That is why this blog is here, to guide people through the ins and outs of KHS. The information in this blog is absolutely vital, and everyone needs to know it. Not just the information in this post, but all the futures posts. Make sure to check back for that exact reason (is self-promotion bad? Nah).